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The Most Elegant Handjob. Review of the Madison Holistic Collective

When escorts first became legal, many people were hesitant to dip their toes in the pool fully. After all, there was no knowing if regulations would be followed and if people would know what they were doing. The Madison Hollistic Collective however, showed that the business can be done with elegance and professionalism. They have locations in New Orleans and New York City, of which I have been a patron of both.


1. First Encounter with Audrey

My first experience was with Audrey, who was a wonderful host at their New Orleans location, which was located downtown. The studio is a cozy two-bedroom with a professional massage bed, tasteful decorations, soft music, and candlelight. She greeted me at the door in a sexy black negligee and took off everything but her panties. I paid $200 to her in cash for the one hour massage. Her pictures match what she looks like in real life and she is definitely very sexy. After I took of my clothes and got on the massage bed, she took a handful of scents and held them up to my nose through the face port of the bed while also whispering in my ear to relax. That's when I knew I was in for a good time. Her massage technique was amazing and sensual with a liberal use of warm massage oil. Midway through the massage, she swapped the massage oil for another one that was being kept warm in a water heater. While her unbelievably smooth skin went over mine, squeeze in between my legs and gently tease my nutsack, all while sensual music set the mood. By the time she asked me to turn over, I was already hard as a rock. As she had her hands on my cock, she let me touch her breasts and butt as she finished me off with an amazing handjob. Definitely a great first impression of the place.

                                                         Audrey, courtesy of their website


2. 2nd Encounter

For my second encounter I had an appointment with Sandy, one of the other girls who works at the New Orleans location. The rate was the same, the location was the same, but the girl was definitely different. Unlike Audrey, who is a slim, older seductress, Sandy gave the impression of a raw, young, eager, and curvy girl. She greeted me in the door in a t-shirt and jeans, street clothes that made me feel like I was getting the girl next door experience and really showed off her figure. Like Audrey, she took off everything but her undewear. It became clear to me that all the girls at the Collective are trained in similar techniques, as Sandy followed the same massage playbook and likewise had great technique.
 
                                                            Sandy, courtesy of their website

3. Moving to New York and experiencing Eva. 

After I moved to New York, I went to the collective again, where I met Eva, one of my two favorite providers I've ever had in my life. Off the bat, she is an outrageously gorgeous Latina woman who has a face like Gal Gadot. I'll admit, she probably doesn't look like Gal Gadot but when I see her in person her face (along with her accent) somewhat reminds me of her. She is very conversational and polite, at times I have to remind myself not to keep her after the massage as she is so charming and good at keeping the conversation going. For someone who 'only' provides handjobs, her technique is simply out of this world. The first time she gave me a happy ending, she straddled my body and stroked my dick against her soft buttcheeks until I came. I once also took the Tantric session, where instead of a massage we did meditation and deep breathing, all while she teased my cock the entire time in a sensational experience. Her body to body massage is unreal, with her techniques being so amazing that I hold off orgasming just to see what she will do next. For example, once, while holding her face near my crotch, she gripped my dick and slowly stroked it while sucking on my finger. She paced the sucking in time with her stroking, combined with the sounds of her sucking and the wetness of her fingers, made it feel almost as good as getting a blowjob from her. Another time, she sat on my thigh and bounced on it while also stroking my cock. The sensation, the weight of her body and the sound of her voice, simply unreal. Without a doubt, Eva provides an amazing experience.

                                        Eva, courtesy of their website                                                  

   Eva compared to Gal Gadot's instagram
                                               
                                          
4. The Crown Jewel of the Madison Collective

Eva is no doubt the best provider I've had, but the crowning experience at this institution belongs not only to her, but a double session I had with her and Maya. Unfortunately, it looks like Maya does not work at the collective anymore, but never the less, I believe the collective still offers the four hand experience. Maya is not only an incredibly attractive woman, but she was very fun and flirty. Right off the bat, having a massage with four hands is an incredible feeling. The two girls would constantly tease me so much during the actual massage that I had a hard-on the whole time. Seeing two busty girls whisper seductive words into your ears will do that to. When it came time to flip over, my dick was already quivering with anticipation. And boy, did they deliver. They started by licking each of my nipples, while both straddling my body. The sensation of being able to reach and grab the soft, round butts of two gorgeous girls while they do that is simply indescribable. When they were done licking, they both reached down and one held my cock while the other fondled my balls. Words can't even describe the sensation. Despite the fact that I had masturbated the day before, I came pretty much instantly all over their soft hands. The experience cost a hefty $450, (prices may be different now) but man was it worth every penny. 


                                            Maya, courtesy of their website

5. Final Thoughts and Recommendation

Madison Holistic is unique in that it is an upscale service that only provides happy endings, with no option for other services. A lot of people are turned off by the idea of paying $300 for a handjob. The New Orleans location does have slightly lower prices. I will say, that to this day, I still go to the Madison Holistic Collective. Even though I have the option to go to another spa for a $150 bare back blowjob with a cum in mouth finish, this place is still one of my go tos. The simple matter is this: With Madison Holistic, the girls who work here are simply stunningly attractive and smart. You're not just paying for a handjob, you're paying for a full and well-rounded sexual experience. The place is not only warm and cozy, it is very clean. The atmosphere feels very professional and the women are absolute professionals. Most importantly, the women are absolutely gorgeous. If they offered full service, honestly, I would go broke. That being said, I also acknowledge that many people are hobbyists who prioritize full service and value. I definitely won't disagree with that.

Cleanliness: The place is absolutely sublime and clean. Even during the Covid pandemic of 2018, they did not require or wear masks.
Sexual Satisfaction: Very high. As detailed above, they know how to work a man.
Other Satisfaction: The massage was great, the girls are friendly, although showers with the girls are extra.
Overall Value: Pricey, definitely not for people who expect full service at $300+ but for people who want a great experience it is a great value.
Recommendation: Highly recommend.

Contact information: https://madisonholistic.com/
To view the schedule, you need a password. 
Their phone number is 9177489277. You can call or text to book an appointment. 



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