A truly Psycho Experience: Review of Seulgi from Red Velvet

Artists will always say it's not about the money in interviews when they have to talk about their artistry. Yet, we all know that the music industry operates otherwise. Ever since the legalization of sex work, music companies have made a side business of encouraging their budding artists to be escorts in order to defray costs. Seulgi was one of those artists.

1. Red Velvet

Seulgi of Red Velvet needs no introduction, as a popular K-Pop star, she is rolling in the bank from endorsements, residuals, and her generous recording contract. So people are surprised to find out that she still offers escort services on the side. Why is that? According to an interview, given on KBS, when Seulgi first started out, she was often doing sex work on the side to pay for her living costs. Over time, she found the situations deeply erotic. Something about being dominated just turned her on. Well, she's definitely on to something here. Her later goes on in the interview to state that she donates the money she makes towards making the sex work industry safer for all individuals. 

Seulgi on KBS talking about her sex work

2. An effective Marketing Tool

Whether or not its true that she does it just for the thrill, the fact is that it is an effective marketing tool. Although not charging an onlyfans or similar type of content gating, every time Seulgi posts a sex tape, it is absolutely thrilling. She is known to post exactly one a year and will dominate the news cycle once it is posted. Sales of Red Velvet's albums and merchandise go through the roof and fans rush to make compilations comparing her slut mode versus her cute mode. Some have accused her of posting to undermine other K-Pop groups. It is of course, widely known that Jennie of BlackPink started doing the same strategy ever since Seulgi made the model successful.

Seulgi performing versus her 2016 Video

                       

  Gif from her 2018 video

        "Monster" Versus her 2019 Video

3. An exquisite and exclusive privilege.

"The Seulgi Experience" it is called, is a lottery system. Seulgi takes only 50 customers each year, charging an extraordinary $128,000 for the privilege. I'll fully admit that while I cannot pay this amount, thankfully, based on my readership, a donation was made on my behalf so I may write this review. And let me tell you, I was lucky to be one of the fifty people to experience Seulgi in 2020. 

To begin, I checked into the Imperial Hotel in Downtown Seoul. Gorgeous place, oozing with class. Obviously, I felt very out of place and insisted on taking my own luggage up to the suite. When I arrived at my room, a large suite with plenty of mirrors, I noticed there was a note on the bed prepared by Seulgi's team. Although I do not have the exact text available to me, it was essentially instructions on how to proceed with the night's festivities. 

 

The Grand Imperial Hotel in Downtown Seoul

The list was all of what the team expected. Anything I wanted was on the menu, and Seulgi would fully submit to me. I was to be rough with her and treat her as a sex object. I was also not allowed to treather like a superstar, instead, I was to treat her like a rookie idol. There was also no condoms to be used. As I was reading the terms, I received an unknown text on my WeChat. It was from her!! She sent me a selfie and said she was eager to meet me. 

Selfies that Seulgi sent me, permission was granted to repost.

Then she sent a follow-up selfie that was her naked!! Before I could even send a reply, she texted that she had seen pictures of my cock, and was getting wet just thinking about me being inside her. Remembering what the list told me to do, I texted her back that I expected her in my room an hour ago and that she was late. As I sat there and thought if I made a mistake, she knocked on the door and let herself in, apologizing in her cute Korean voice and saying she was sorry for being late. I couldn't believe my luck, obviously she wasn't actually late but it fit the role play so well. I unbuckled my belt and told her to pleasure me. I could see her eyes light up as she scrambled over and immediately wrapped her lips around my dick without a condom. Her technique was absolutely perfect, she kept using her tongue while also keeping a tight suction. After thirty seconds, I couldn't help it and blew my load all over her face. 

Photo she took after I came on her face.

I laid back, satisfied. Then I noticed that she continued to lick an suck my dick. Before I could say anything, she put a finger on my lips and told me to relax as she continued to lick and tease my dick. She had such enthusiasm doing it that after a minute, I was fully hard and ready to go again. She smiled, got up, and motioned me over to a glass door and told me to do whatever I wanted. So I did. 

 Seulgi during my experience with her

Her body felt amazing. She is so skinny but toned due to her training. She thrust back with such vigor and moaned and cried so sexily. Every thrust I put into her felt so tight. She fucks so much and yet her pussy is so tight? I could tell she was enjoying herself. Since I had already cum I had enough stamina on round two to really push her tight. Finally, I threw her onto the bed and fucked her as hard as I could. When I couldn't take it anymore, I pulled out and came all over her face. Phew. She was not disappointed this time. 

Compilation made from the video thanks to reddit.com/r/compilat0r

After I came, she thanked me for doing what I did and cuddled with me. Although her English is limited, I could tell that she was genuinely happy with the sex. As I was getting dressed, she gave my dick a kiss before I put on my underwear. She programmed my number into my phone and told me that she might keep it for a rainy day. In all honesty, she probably says that to everyone, but I appreciated the gesture nonetheless. When I woke up in the morning, I found that she had left a note under my door, with a signed nude polaroid. This one, she told me not to share, so I won't. 

5. Conclusion and Recommendation

This was a literal once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Not only is there a lottery system where hundreds if not thousands of people of people apply, but I could never afford to drop $150,000 on a single encounter. I know this review is basically worthless since I doubt a single one of my readers will ever get the chance that I did. All I can really say is, be on the lookout for Seulgi's 2021 sex tape and make sure to buy her albums!!

Cleanliness: Naturally, top of the line

Sexual Satisfaction:  The best, not only the idea of fucking a superstar, but the fact that she would be so subservient and let you cum on her twice? Perfect.

Non-Sexual Satisfaction: The suite, everything around it, perfect.

Overall Value: How much is a once in a lifetime experience worth to you?

Recommendation: If you can, you owe it to yourself. 

Seulgi doing a photo shoot for her latest album

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